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A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
The following day, the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs. This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets, and the teller says none are for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs. Another week of this goes by, and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Bear play-off tickets. Finally, the ticket teller in a loud voice says, “I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS, THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.” The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay every day just to hear you say that!”
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