Common Sense Evaluation

“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said.

“That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “During the warranty period, we will replace anything that breaks.”

“Fine, I need a new garage door.”
 

~ Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

~ A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

~ Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.

~ Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

~ Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

~ Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

~ It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

~ You can’t unsay a cruel word.

~ Every path has a few puddles.

~ When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

~ The best sermons are lived, not preached.

~ Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.