Random Riddle: What Time Is It?

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Sep 262023
 
On a clock, the big and small hand are exactly between 1 and 2. Both hands lie on top of each other.

What time is it?

 

 Random Riddle: What Time Is It?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: You’ve Gotta Make Sacrifices

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Sep 262023
 
Joke Of The Day: You've Gotta Make Sacrifices Jefferson, a disgraced yet incredibly successful basketball coach, is asked to return to help lead his team to victory.

On his first day back, he organizes a meeting between himself and Anthony, the coach that took over when he initially left. When Anthony arrives to his office, Jefferson is already there, holding a large oak box.

“What’s in the box?” Anthony asks.

Jefferson opens the box to reveal a snapping turtle.

“Sometimes, in order to succeed, you’ve gotta make sacrifices. You’ve gotta be tough. Do you understand me?” He asks.

Anthony nods.

Suddenly, Jefferson takes his undergarments off and lets the turtle bite down on his genitals. His veins start bulging, and his eyes look like they’ll pop out of his sockets at any moment.

After a few excruciating moments, he pokes the turtle in the eyes, stunning it into letting go. He pulls his undergarments back up.

“Are you willing to do that for success?” He asks.

“Sure,” Anthony responds, “just don’t poke me in the eyes though.”

 

 

 

 

The Politician

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Sep 252023
 

The poor – work & work. The rich – exploit the poor. The soldier – protects both. The taxpayer – pays for all three. The banker – robs all four. The lawyer – misleads all five. The doctor – bills all six. The mainstream media – scares all seven. The Politician – lives happily on account of all eight.



  1. The poor – work & work.
  2. The rich – exploit the poor.
  3. The soldier – protects both.
  4. The taxpayer – pays for all three.
  5. The banker – robs all four.
  6. The lawyer – misleads all five.
  7. The doctor – bills all six.
  8. The mainstream media – scares all seven.
  9. The Politician – lives happily on account of all eight.

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