Two men who have not seen each other in over ten years are meeting for a drink
Billy: So Mark, what is new in your life?
Mark: Well, I am getting married for the fourth time on Saturday.
Billy: Fourth time, What happened to Amanda?
Mark: She died from eating poison mushrooms.
Billy: Oh sorry to hear that, What about your second wife?
Mark: She died from eating poison mushrooms.
Billy: I see, and let me guess, your third wife was poison mushrooms.
Mark: No, actually it was a broken neck.
Billy: Oh, an accident?
Mark: No, she wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.
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