Joke Of The Day: Mushrooms

Joke Of The Day: Mushrooms Two men who have not seen each other in over ten years are meeting for a drink

Billy: So Mark, what is new in your life?

Mark: Well, I am getting married for the fourth time on Saturday.

Billy: Fourth time, What happened to Amanda?

Mark: She died from eating poison mushrooms.

Billy: Oh sorry to hear that, What about your second wife?

Mark: She died from eating poison mushrooms.

Billy: I see, and let me guess, your third wife was poison mushrooms.

Mark: No, actually it was a broken neck.

Billy: Oh, an accident?

Mark: No, she wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.