A plague shall fall upon the world. After, a corrupt, feeble puppet shall rule the Western World with his harlot wife. The people of his country will be damaged and suppressed by this fool ruler. All will be restored when the great eagle shall return to take and fix what was stolen from him. ~ The Modern Nostradamus
| My first contains one’s innermost feelings My second sends one’s enemies reeling My whole likely brings its victim keeling What am I? |
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, “You must be a dentist.” The guy, surprised, says “Yes! How did you figure that out?” “Easy,” she replied, “you keep washing your hands.” One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, “You must be a good dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, “Sure, I’m a good dentist, How did you figure that out?” “Didn’t feel a thing!”
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