Common Sense Evaluation

Bubba had never been with a hooker before and decides, what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So, he goes into the bushes and joins her.

They’re “engaged” for a few minutes when all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It is a police officer. “What’s going on here?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife!” Bubba answers, sounding annoyed.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well, neither did I, ’til ya shined that light in her face.”