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A young guy goes into a drug store owned by two spinster sisters. He awkwardly says to the one lady at the pharmacy counter, “Um, this is embarrassing, but I have this condition. About once a day, I become incredibly aroused and overcome by the desire to have sex with any woman at all. It’s overwhelming! What can you give me for it?”
“Hmm,” replied the lady, “This is a tough one. I’ll have to confer with my sister.” After talking to her sister, she came back and said, “Well, the best we can do is a furnished apartment, $500 a week and half ownership of the pharmacy.”
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