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A man enters the confessional.
He says to the priest, “father, do you know that new girl who moved into town?” “Kathrine? That supermodel with the blonde hair and the long legs?” “That’s the one, father. Well, I’ve been sleeping with her all week. We did it twice a day Monday to Friday, and then on Saturday we did it four times, and then just this morning we did it before I came here.” “Oh my, and you’re not married to her?” “No father.” “Well, do you at least know if she’s a good catholic?” “She’s not a catholic at all, father, and neither am I.” “Well, if you’re not a catholic, what are you doing telling me?” “I’m telling everybody in town!”
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