| I quietly sit and wait until someone moves my plate. By then, it’s much too late and nothing will escape the destruction I create because I am now awake. Sorry, but you can’t close my gate. My wrath you cannot sedate. I’m not picky about what I take. But, this promise I do make, I always give back a rebate. It’s best if you leave in great haste, because next it’s you that I’ll taste! |
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I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business, when this drunk fat girl came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, “You’re kind of cute, you gotta a phone number?”
I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?” She said, “Yeah, I got a pen.” I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.” Cost me 6 stitches.
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| ‘m the smallest of my kind, no doubt about that; Compared to my brothers, I seem like a rat. It’s awfully cold here, with poisonous snow. My name came from a god, a god with great might; What am I? |
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