Joke Of The Day: Lost Luggage

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May 262023
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost Luggage I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry as they were trained professionals, and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”

 

 

 

 

You Have To Pay Taxes

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May 252023
 

You have to pay taxes, so they protect you from what they'll do to you if you don't pay taxes. Isn't that how the Mafia works?


You have to pay taxes, so they protect you from what they’ll do to you if you don’t pay taxes.

Isn’t that how the Mafia works?

Random Riddle: Simply Simple

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May 252023
 
My first is simply a vegetable, delicious, round and green.
My third and fourth are sound asleep, as plainly can be seen.
My fifth is fifty, clear enough for any riddle-setter.
Two of my second stacked on their sides will give my final letter.
Now that my second has my parts, fit them together well.
You see me now before your eyes; it’s plain for all to tell.
 
Random Riddle: Simply Simple