Joke Of The Day: Lighthouses

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Mar 282023
 
Joke Of The Day: Lighthouses I was in Las Vegas a short while ago, and had a very amusing experience. While getting gas, two young women in a convertible pulled in. They pulled up next to us and asked us where the light houses were.

“Lighthouses?” I asked.

“Yes lighthouses. We are new to Las Vegas and just can’t seem to find them,” the driver replied.

Curious, and knowing that Las Vegas is nowhere near the ocean, I asked, “Why are you looking for lighthouses?”

“Oh, there are so many good paying jobs for lighthouses here in the paper. But most want you to appear in person,” the passenger answered while pointing to several ads.

I stopped pumping my gas and walked over to see the ad. You can imagine their disappointment when I read the ads and explained that it was for “light house keeping.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: So Close and Yet So Far

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Mar 282023
 
I saw the happy pair pass by,
Newly wed midst joy and acclamation,
One simple English word thought I,
Exactly summed the situation.
But years have passed and love is slain,
And now they go divergent ways,
For they have been divorced.
Again, one word quite fits the case.
The second word is like the first,
Two central letters just reversed.
 
 Random Riddle: So Close and Yet So Far

 

 

The Temperature Of The Planet

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Mar 272023
 

Think about this... they have the people of this world believing that the temperature of the planet can be controlled by giving more money to the government.


Think about this… they have the people of this world believing that the temperature of the planet can be controlled by giving more money to the government.

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