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Mar072023
In Ireland, there is a tradition that holds that a dying man may ask one last question, and that it be answered truthfully.
Seamus had come to the end of his days; his time on this planet was short. Gathered around him were his wife and his four sons. Three of his sons were fine, tall men, but the fourth…wasn’t. Aiden was a bit scrawny, and quite thin. Seamus says to his wife:
“Mary…I’ve not much time left. So I want to ask you something that’s bothered me for many a day. Please tell me the truth…is Aiden really my son?”
Mary says, “Seamus, as God is my witness, I swear on all that’s good and holy that Aiden is indeed your child.”
With that, Seamus breathed a sigh of relief, his last breath in this world. Mary closed his eyes, pulled the blanket over his face and said:
“Whew…thank God he didn’t ask about the other three!”
Make no mistake, the same people who are demanding you accept and tolerate their way of life passionately hate you for yours and are relentlessly seeking to destroy it.