Joke Of The Day: Engineering Talk

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Mar 142023
 
Joke Of The Day: Engineering Talk I work as a Design Engineer. While driving, I seldom slow down at the road breakers and bumps. One day out of exasperation my wife sitting next to me said, “Honey, if you don’t slow down, you’re going to damage your shock absorbers, your wheel bearings and probably have to get another wheel alignment.”

I was surprised by her knowledge of the technical words and told her so.

She replied, “Sweetheart, for years I’ve being telling you in plain English to slow down, but you aren’t listening. I thought maybe some engineering talk might help you see your foolishness.”

Well it did.

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Making A Better Worker

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Mar 132023
 
Mr. Jones filed a lawsuit against the company he worked for. He claimed that the company he worked for was drugging him to make him a better worker. He claimed that the coffee the company provided contained a drug called Trimethylxanthine. Trimethylxanthine is an addictive drug that increases alertness, improves concentration, and gives you a euphoric feeling. It operates using the same mechanisms that amphetamines, cocaine, and heroin used to stimulate the brain, only to a lesser degree. When the coffee was tested, it was found that it did contain large amounts of Trimethylxanthine. But, Mr. Jones did not win his lawsuit.

Why?
 

Random Riddle: Making A Better Worker

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Slobs

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Mar 132023
 
Joke Of The Day: Slobs My wife is such a slob.

Every time I go to the sink to take a piss, it’s full of dishes.