Nov 212022
Random Riddle: Looked Down Upon
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Nov 212022
| Upon one’s entry, I make one feel invited Though my greeting goes unrequited By all of your guests, I’m looked down upon Stomped upon as they exit, I’m not dejected With my positive message, seven-letter |
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Joke Of The Day: Two Crows
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Nov 212022
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Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance
“See that over there? What is that?” Says the first crow The second crows took a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it” “How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?” Replies the first crow “Look at its hand. No cellphone” says the second crow
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Random Riddle: A Family Sport
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Nov 202022
| Three brothers share a family sport: A non-stop marathon The oldest one is fat and short And trudges slowly on The middle brother’s tall and slim And keeps a steady pace The youngest runs just like the wind, Speeding through the race “He’s young in years, we let him run,” The other brothers say “‘Cause though he’s surely number one, He’s second, in a way.” |
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Joke Of The Day: A Long Deployment
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Nov 202022
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Just before our first long deployment, two Navy buddies and I were talking about the stress of leaving our families.
A senior officer, a veteran of many deployments, overheard our conversation and offered the following advice: “You must be sensitive to your wives’ emotional needs,” he said. “Never, ever, whistle while you pack!”
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