Random Riddle: A Tease

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Nov 272022
 
Here’s a riddle you can solve with ease.
You have to think, but if you are wise,
Take note of the special words I use.
You must use your ears and not your eyes.

It’s one of a kind, no debt it owes.
What’s unique? The answer you must seize.
Although it would help to see some jays,
I’m not talking of the birds and bees.

As you search through two, not seven seas,
Note each line ends like a pair of peas.
Don’t wait to answer, there are no queues.
You should know by now, I’m such a tease.
 

Random Riddle: A Tease

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Three Beautiful Girlfriends

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Nov 272022
 
Joke Of The Day - Rubber Chicken A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it.

The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover, She told him, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

The second went shopping and bought the man new golf clubs, an iPad, and 80-inch flat screen television. She said, “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.

The third woman took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned $5,000 to the man, and reinvested the rest. She said, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much,

The man thought long and hard about how each of his girlfriends had spent the money, and then he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: My Wife Left Her Job

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Nov 262022
 
Joke Of The Day: My Wife Left Her Job Wife: I left my job today,

Husband: Why?

Wife: I could not work for that man after what he said to me.

Husband: So what did he say.?

Wife: You are fired.