Joke Of The Day: Inanimate Object

Joke Of The Day: Inanimate Object I asked my wife, “If I was an inanimate object, what would I be?”

She said “a window”

I thought about it for a minute and then said, “Is that because I’m transparent, I let the sunshine into your life and shield you from the rain?”

She looked up slowly, smiled and said “No it’s because you’re a pane”