Stop saying you lost your guns in a boating accident. If it’s time to lose them, it’s time to use them.
It’s Time
Political, View Point
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Jun 222022
Jun 222022
Everything Is Not As It Seems
Political
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Jun 222022
Random Riddle: Serenity
Riddles
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Jun 222022
| It’s true I bring serenity, And hang around the stars, But yet I live in misery, You’ll find me behind bars. With thieves and villains I consort, In prison, I’ll be found, But I would never go to court, Unless there’s more than one. |
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Joke Of The Day: An Elaborate Funeral
Jokes
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Jun 222022
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Bill died, leaving a will that provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last of the visitors departed the services, his wife, Lynne, turned to her dearest friend, Sue, and said, “Well, I think Bill would be pleased.”
“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sue, who then lowered her voice and leaned in close. “How much did this really cost?” “All of it,” said Lynne. “All thirty thousand.” “No!” Sue exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?” Lynne replied, “Yes. The funeral was $6,500; I donated $500 to the church, and the wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.” Sue computed quickly and asked, “$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My goodness, how big is it?” “Two and a half carats.”
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