February 2022 - Page 34 of 34 - Common Sense Evaluation

What Would Jesus Do?

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I’m powerful enough to clean most anything,
Yet gentle enough to eat.

I’m used to make an explosion of sorts,
Yet can be found at millions of stores worldwide.

I can kill grass,
And even tenderize your meat.

I can clean up even the smelliest stench,
and soften your fabrics.

What am I?

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A lady sent in a long obituary. The paper called and told her the cost was so much per word.

“Oh, my” she said, “Just change that to ‘George died.'”

The paper then told her that there was a five word minimum.

“Well,” she said, “make that ‘George died, Buick for sale.'”