Random Riddle: Veins

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Sep 052021
 
My veins extend beneath the earth,
My hands raised toward the sky,
I can seem to live forever,
Though many times I die.

I cry when I am wounded,
Sweet tears that help me heal,
I mourn and take off all my clothes,
When bitterness I feel.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Veins

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Third Cousin

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Sep 052021
 
Joke Of The Day: Third Cousin My friend came by today, he looked visibly upset. He said he just slept with his third cousin.

I told him if it upsets you so much, quit counting them.