Joke Of The Day: Ending The Long Marriage

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Sep 182021
 
Joke Of The Day: Ending The Long Marriage A hundred year old couple enters a lawyers office. After inviting them to sit he asks what he can do for them. They tell him they are seeking to divorce. The lawyer is puzzled and asks how long they’ve been married for. 79 long years the woman replies. The man adds that they’ve been deeply unhappy and disinterested in each other for many decades.

The lawyer is a bit shocked and asks why after all this time have they chosen to get divorced.

The ancient couple exchange a glance and the man says well…we just thought we should wait till the children were dead.

 

 

 

 

Trust the Vaccine

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Sep 172021
 

If you want me to trust the vaccine, revoke the vaccine maker’s liability waivers and see how many are still offering the vaccine 1 year from now.