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A guy from a village decided to become a sommelier.
He thought he has a talent so he went to France to follow his dreams. He came to audition in one vinary. All the men were in suits and he was in his work clothes so no one took him seriousley. He was left last and a vinary secretary asked boss what will they do with this peasant. Boss said pour him some Merlot and when he gets it wrong send him home. She did that and a guy took a glass. He was looking at it, then smelling it and in the end he took a sip and said: I feel a lot of rain, but also a lot of sun, I feel a wooden barrel and I can asure you that this is a Merlot by your vinary and the year is 2012. Secretary was in shock, she ran to the boss and asked what should she do now. Boss said to pour him some portugeese Porto vine because it is to exotic to guess it. She did so. Guy repeated the procedure and said: I feel a lot of sun, a colonial force and sweet portugeese grapes, without a doubt this is Porto vine year 2016. Secretary was out of this word, director too. He said that this is too suspicious and that he needs to trick a guy. He told his secretay to pee in a glass and to give it to the guy. Guy looked at the glass, smelled it, took a sip and said: well, this one is a tough one, but this a blonde, I feel she wears pink panties, she is super hot but also she is pregnant and if I dont get this job everyone will know who the father is.
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