We Need More Milk

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Sep 132019
 

We Need More Milk


Random Riddle: Giant Puzzle

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Sep 132019
 
I still have 7 more things to put away and time is running out fast. Next I decide to put away the giant’s board games.

The colors of the board games are blue, brown, green, orange, purple, red, and yellow.

1. Purple is somewhere to the left of green.

2. Red is next to blue.

3. Brown is 3 away from blue (2 between).

4. Yellow is 2 away from red.

5. Blue is in the middle.

6. Orange is directly between yellow and purple.
 

Random Riddle: Giant Puzzle

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Buddy and Edna

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Sep 132019
 
Joke Of The Day: Buddy and Edna Buddy and his wife, Edna, went to the state fair every year, and every year, Edna would say, “Buddy, I’d like to ride in that helicopter”

Buddy always replied, “I know Honey, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair and Edna said ,”Buddy, I’m 85 years old and if I don’t ride that helicopter I might never get another chance.”

To this, Buddy replied, “Edna, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word, it’s fifty dollars.”

Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed the pilot turned to Edna and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed.”

Edna replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Buddy fell out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”