RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: All Three Parts Make You Happy
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My first is how you feel on a day that’s happy and bright.
My second forms a landscape of stones, black and white.
My third, a song like “Row Your Boat”, but not like “Silent Night”.
My whole will take you nowhere, but fill you with delight.
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: House Cleaning
Sep142019
An employee went to see his supervisor. “Boss,” he said, “we’re doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife asked me for some help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re shorthanded,” the boss replied. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thank you,” said the employee. “I knew I could count on you!”