Random Riddle: Eternally Joined

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Aug 302019
 
With pointed fangs I sit and wait,
With piercing force I dole out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming my might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Eternally Joined

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Refrigerator Girl

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Aug 302019
 
Joke Of The Day: The Refrigerator Girl A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

“What’s this about, Mom?” she asks.

“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat,” the mother answers.

“Is it working?” her daughter asks.

“Yes and no,” her mom replies. “I’ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20.”