Random Riddle: Quite Loud

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Jun 262019
 
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud!

I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone’s dirty business.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Quite Loud

 

 

Joke Of The Day: My Lucky Day

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Jun 262019
 
Joke Of The Day: My Lucky Day This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “This is my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all, I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table!

Afterwards she said, “Thanks.” and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

She giggled, “The egg timer’s broken.”