Joke Of The Day: Elevators Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Elevators Jun 282019 I am terrified of elevators. I’m gonna start taking steps to avoid them.
Random Riddle: Decapitation Riddles Comments Off on Random Riddle: Decapitation Jun 272019 Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started. What am I? Show answer The word Seven. seven even (equal) eve (2nd person, according to the Bible) v (Roman numeral five; two less than seven)
Joke Of The Day: Pygmy Hunter Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Pygmy Hunter Jun 272019 A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy said, “Yes.” The hunter asked, “How could a little guy like you kill a huge beast like that?” “I killed it with my club.” The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?” The pigmy replied, “There’s about 60 of us.”