Random Riddle: Never Was, Always Am

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Aug 232018
 
I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Never Was, Always Am

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Little Leprechaun

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Aug 232018
 
Joke Of The Day: A Little Leprechaun A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands.

When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands.

“A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away,” the boy said.

He was then sent to the principal’s office and the principal asked him what he had in his hands.

“A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he’ll get scared away.”

He was sent home and his mom asked him what he had in his hands.

“A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he’ll get scared away.”

He was sent to his room and his dad came in and asked him what he had in his hands.

“A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he’ll get scared away.”

Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, “Open your hands!”

“Look, Dad. You scared the crap out of him.”