May 262018
 
Joke Of The Day: Keeping Albert Calm In the supermarket a man was pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly,

“Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.”

A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son.”

The man looked at her and said,

“I’m Albert.”
 

 

 

 

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