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Dec 092017
Random Riddle: The Parrot
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Dec 092017
| A pet shop owner sold a parrot claiming it could repeat whatever it heard. A man bought the parrot and spoke to it for weeks, but could not get it to speak. He brought it back to the shop to ask for a refund. The shopkeeper insists he was not lying.
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Dec 092017
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How Politics Work
I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.” He said, “No”. I told him, “She is Bill Gates daughter”. He said, “Yes”. I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son”. Bill Gates said, “No”. I told Bill Gates, “My son is the C.E.O. Of The World Bank”. Bill Gates said, “Ok”. I called the president of The World Bank and asked him to make my son the C.E.O.. He said, “No”. I told him, “My son is Bill Gates son-in-law”. He said, “Ok”. This is how politics work. |
