| A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut? |
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For his wife’s birthday, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:
“You are not getting older, You are getting better.” When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, “Just put ‘You are not getting older’ at the top, and ‘You are just getting better’ at the bottom.” It wasn’t until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered it read: “YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM.”
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Crooked Hillary says women who voted for Trump disrespected themselves. Just a reminder: Look at the women who voted for the Crooked One.
By supporting President Trump so many women disrespect her…. for her crimes, her hypocrisy, her ill gotten wealth… I’d say not voting for her was a clear sign of self respect and intelligence. Oh, plus the women who voted for Trump love their kids too much to make them live in the destroyed world she would have created. America would have gone the way of Germany if the Crooked One had prevailed.
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