Joke Of The Day: Michelle

Joke Of The Day: Michelle On Halloween, a man shows up to his friend’s costume party in the nude carrying a woman on his back.

His friend answers the door and shockingly asks, “What are you supposed to be?!”

The man says, “I’m a snail.”

With an obvious look of disdain on his face, his friend asks, “Well, who is she?”

The man answers, “Michelle.”