Random Riddle: Falling Wine

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Jun 152017
 
Whilst in a balloon floating stationary off the coast of france, I dropped two wine bottles over the side. If one was empty and the other full, which hit the ground first?
 
Random Riddle: Falling Wine

 

Joke Of The Day: Garage Door Opener

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Jun 152017
 
Joke Of The Day: Garage Door Opener My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, “I love my new garage door opener.”

“I love mine too,” my wife replied, and honked the horn three times. That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage.