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A woman arrives at the and meets Saint Peter. She says, “I was supposed to look up my husband when I got here.”
Saint Peter asks, “What’s his name?” She answers, “Smith.” Saint Peter replies, “I’ve got hundreds of thousands of Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?” She responds, “His name is John Smith.” Saint Peter says, “I got thousands of John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?” She answers, “He’s got red hair.” Saint Peter replies, “I have hundreds of red haired John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?” She responds, “Well, he told me to always remain faithful to his memory, or else he’d roll over in his grave!” Saint Peter says, “Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!”
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