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The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so they decided to get rid of some of them.
They offered $10,000 in severance pay for each inch of their body — to be measured however they chose. The Air Force general went first. He said he wanted to be measured from his head to his toe. He was 69 inches. He received $690,000. Next up was the Army general. He wanted to be measured from the tip of his finger to the tip of his other finger. It was 80 inches. He received $800,000. The two generals were very happy with their earnings. Finally the Marine general came up. He said he wanted to be measured from the tip of his penis to the tip of his balls. The man said, ”Sir, do you know how much the other generals received?” The general said no. ”Sir, they received $690,000 and $800,000 respectively, are you sure that is what you want measured?” The general said, ”Just do it!” The man dropped the general’s pants and measured his penis. When he went for the general’s balls, they weren’t there. The man said, ”Sir, where are your balls.” The general said, ”I left them back in Vietnam.”
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Germans are fed up just like the Italians and the rest of Europe at the rate of Muslim immigration into their nations.
Watch as Germans take to the streets to protest the Muslim migrants Angela Merkel and her leftists government continue to bring into Germany.
