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Confucius Say: Confession
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Jan 292017
Random Riddle: 1-29-2017
Riddles
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Jan 292017
Joke Of The Day: Her Age
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Jan 292017
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Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?” Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty your hair, eighteen and your figure, twenty five.” “Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. “Hey, wait a minute!” Harold interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet.”
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Jan 282017
Jan 282017
Trump will never…
- Trump will never run.
- Trump will never breach 15%.
- Trump will never win New Hampshire.
- Trump will never release his financials.
- Trump will never breach 25%.
- Trump will never win SC.
- Trump will never breach 35%.
- Trump will never breach 50%.
- Trump will never reach 1237.
- Trump will never recover after Wisconsin.
- Trump will never win unbound delegates.
- Trump will never recover after Colorado.
- Trump will never be the nominee.
- Trump will never predict BREXIT.
- Trump will never pivot to the GE.
- Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP.
- Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states.
- Trump will never reach 270.
- Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs.
- Trump will never be POTUS.
- Trump will never repeal Obamacare.
- Trump’s press secretary will never read this out during a press briefing:
- Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
- Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline.
- Trump will never stop immigration from the Middle East.
- Trump will never build the wall.
- Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities.
- Trump will never deport illegal aliens.
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- Trump will never stop inner city violence.
- Trump will never prove he won the Popular Vote.
- Trump will never abolish Common Core.
- Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals.
- Trump will never survive the 4 years.
- Trump will never win a second term.
- Trump will never win World War III.
- Trump will never establish the Earth Federation.
- Trump will never colonize Space.
- Trump will never build Mobile Suits.
- Trump will never defeat the Principality of Zeon.
