Random Riddle: 10-6-2016

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Oct 062016
 
I am almost nonexistent through sorrow, yet am frequent through happiness. I have no contact, yet I am contagious.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Benny The Rod

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Oct 062016
 
Rubber Chicken Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and honorable hit man available. He was also considered quite eccentric, perhaps odd, in that for the last ten years or so he always kept one hand in his pocket – clutching his cold steel weapon in readiness (hence the nickname, Benny the Rod).

When Benny arrived at Louie’s office, the question was put to him.

“So what’s the story with you and this here gun of yours, eh? Like, are you scared or somethin’ or you just want to always be ready or what?”

“Not scared…” Benny growled, “been doin’ it dis way ever since me sister-in-law’s weddin’ ’bout ten ten years ago now”.
“Oh yeah? … so …?”

“Well, I used ta know her fiance at da time – a no good chisler. He never even loved the goil so much… but he made her happy and so I kept me mouth shut about it”, Benny explained.

Louie leaned in, expecting the point of the matter.

“And since dat time I gotta do it dis way”.

“But WHY?!”, Louie finally demanded?

“Well, I was at da wedding”, grumbled Benny, and I wasn’t about to say nuttin’ about it then, so now I gotta do like da preacher said…
“Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece!”

 

 

 

Oct 052016
 

Did Bill Clinton pay off the stewardess in this video with a White House job in 1993 to keep her silent about his groping hands?

 
Notorious sex maniac Bill Clinton is shown groping Debra Schiff’s leg in 1992 in this clip from ABC news:

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You can clearly see that the stewardess was holding his arm and his hand is between her legs. He pulled it back quickly when he spotted the camera… you can see his eyes looking up.

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From Experience Not Required:

But Lewinsky hasn’t been the only White House staffer during the last five years to strike some as a peculiar hire. “It was hard not to notice some very, very striking females around the place,” says a law-enforcement official who worked in the White House. “Maybe that’s not odd in itself — no White House should go out of its way to avoid employing attractive women. But some of them seemed to have few qualifications for their tasks.”

Debra Schiff fits into that category say White House sources. Schiff who was the senior flight attendant on “Longhorn One,” Clinton’s 1992 campaign plane, landed a very early administration job as a personal assistant to the president and VIP receptionist at the White House. According to a newspaper puff story in 1993 on Schiff, Clinton was “so impressed with her airborne people skills that he wanted her to work in the West Wing of the White House.” Four days before Clinton’s inauguration, Schiff was contacted by an aide of the then president-elect and asked if she would take a job at the White House if offered.