You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
You have more toys than your kids.
You need a checklist to turn on the TV.
You have introduced your kids by the wrong names.
You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
Your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight.
The microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you rush up to the front to fix it.
You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
You have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery Channel and have seen most of the shows already.
