Random Riddle: 10-20-2016

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Oct 202016
 
If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have?
 
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Joke Of The Day: Three Nurses

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Oct 202016
 
Rubber Chicken Three nurses sadly pass away. They rise up into heaven, and there they approach the gate-keeper to plead their case for entering paradise.

So the keeper points to the first nurse, who says: “I worked in an emergency room. I treated many people, and always did my best to help. And although sometimes we would lose patients, I still think I deserve to enter.”

The gate-keeper glances at her file and admits her to heaven.

The second nurse then says, ” I used to work in the operating room, assisting surgeons. It was a lot of stress, and we lost many people, but I always did my best.”

The keeper glances at her file and motions her to enter.

“And you?” He asks the third nurse.

“I was a case manager for a HMO. I worked with thousands of patients.” She answers confidently.

The gate-keeper takes a long and careful look at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts entering digits quickly, looking back from time to time at the woman’s file. After a few minutes like this, the keeper looks up, smiles at her and says: “Congratulations! You’ve been admitted to heaven…for five days!”

 

 

 

The Americans Are Coming! The Americans Are Coming!

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Oct 192016
 

The second American Revolution has begun! However, this time the most decisive battle will take place at the voting booth on Tuesday, November 8, 2016 and we won’t be throwing tea overboard. We will be tossing out corrupt Politicians.

America and the World are yearning for a take the bull by the horns leader. We have all seen, in the last eight years, what happens when America is led by a weak, feckless and corrupt Third World Ideologue. America’s failed Socialist political experiment is over.

If you are voting for Donald Trump, wear RED on Election Day so the corrupt media cannot lie about how many turn out to vote for him! Wear a red shirt, hat, or other loud red item when voting to showcase your support to the cameras, and to highlight any “Funny Business” occurring at the polls. Photos and videos of red-clad Trump voters would give an estimate of his true vote count in a way that is publicly visible and could be documented. If there are significantly less Trump votes than the photos show, it would suggest (but not prove) vote fraud.

They will not steal this one like 2012. Remember how Romney received no votes in some Ohio counties?

Pass it on and share this everywhere!