Joke Of The Day: Four Worms

Rubber Chicken Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm – dead. Second worm – dead. Third worm – dead. Fourth worm – alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms!