Random Riddle: 9-9-2016

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Sep 092016
 
Tom wants to send Sally an expensive ring through the mail because they live thousands of miles apart. The only problem is that everything sent through the mail is stolen unless there is a lock put on it. Both Tom and Sally have plenty of locks and keys but they don’t have any of the same locks or keys.

How can Tom send Sally the ring without it getting stolen?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Sore Leg

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Sep 092016
 
Rubber Chicken A guy goes to the doctor with a sore leg.

The doctor runs the normal tests and takes some x-rays.

Unable to find the problem he finally decides to listen to the leg with his stethoscope, at the knee he hears “Hey give me $5”.

At the calf he hears “Hey give me $10”.

At the ankle he hears “Hey give me $15”.

He takes off the stethoscope, looks up the patient and says “I have some bad news, your leg is broke in three places”

 

 

 

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