Joke Of The Day: An African Lumberjack

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Aug 292016
 
Rubber Chicken An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company.

The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe. “Take a couple swings at that tree over there.” The foreman said.

The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop.

“Holy smokes, you’ve got quite the arm! You’re absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here.” The foreman points out a much larger tree.

One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground.

“That’s incredible!” Cried the foreman. “Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!”

“In the Sahara Forest.” Replied the lumberjack.

“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” Asked the foreman.

“That’s why I’m here.”

 

 

 

Carpenter Shenanigans!

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Aug 282016
 

Enjoy!

Jason Wolfe set up a prank in which he pretended to be impaled by a staple gun. Well, just his finger. He needs help! Luckily, Tyler was there to lend a hand. Tyler didn’t scream or get grossed out, he was just willing to do what was needed.

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Sir Nils Olav

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Aug 282016
 

Meet Sir Nils Olav. He was recently promoted to Brigadier by Norwegian King’s Guard.

On Monday morning, 22 August, His Majesty the King of Norway’s Guard paid a very special visit to RZSS Edinburgh Zoo to bestow a unique honour upon our resident king penguin Sir Nils Olav. Already a knight, the most famous king penguin in the world was given the new title of “Brigadier Sir Nils Olav”.

Sir Nils Olav