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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000 words per day.
His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said “What?”
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Competitive Salary – We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Join Our Fast-Paced Company – We have no time to train you.
Casual Work Atmosphere – We don’t pay you enough to expect that you will dress up.
Must Be Deadline Oriented – You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
Some Overtime Required – Some time each night and some time each weekend.
Duties Will Vary – Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must Have An Eye For Detail – We have no quality control.
Career-Minded – Female applicants must be childless (and stay that way).
Apply In Person – If you’re fat, old, or ugly, you will be told the position has been filled.
No Phone Calls Please – We already have someone for the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
Seeking Candidates With A Wide Variety of Experience – You will need it to replace three people who have just left.
Problem Solving Skills A Must – You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
Requires Team Leadership Skills – You will have the responsibilities of a manager; without the pay or respect.
Good Communication Skills – Management communicates; you listen, figure out what they want, and do it.
