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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, a little old man came by. The son said, “Oh Dad, there’s one!” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.” A little while later, along came a very large man. The son said, “Hey dad, he’s plenty big enough.” “No,” the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat on that one. We’ll just wait.” About an hour later, an absolutely gorgeous woman came past them. The son said, “Now there’s nothing wrong with that one, Dad. Let’s eat her!” “No,” said the father. “We will not eat her either.” “Why not?” asked the son. “She’s not too skinny, she’s not too fat. She’s just right!” “Right,” the father replied. “We’re going to take her back alive and eat your mother.” |
