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Random Riddle: 5-4-2016
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May 042016
Joke Of The Day: The Lodger
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May 042016
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A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,” she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn’t believe her, so she said: “Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.” So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: “Do you shave?” “No,” replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?” “Oh, yes,” said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, “Did you see it?” “Yes,” he said, “but why the hell did you have to show her yours.” “Why ever are you worried about that?” she said. “You’ve seen it often enough before.” “I know,” he said… “but the darts team hadn’t!”
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May 032016
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What Fathers Think About Boyfriends
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May 032016
A hilarious dad filmed himself having a heated discussion with his outraged four-year-old daughter… about boyfriends.
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A HILARIOUS video shows a Scots dad having a heated discussion with his outraged four-year-old daughter – about boyfriends.
John Tierney deadpans brilliantly as he tells the outraged girl she’s going to be a nun , that he’ll break her boyfriend’s legs, and lock up his dad.
The clip, which has already been viewed thousands of times, was filmed this weekend as John, from Blantyre , South Lanarkshire, was driving with Grace.
Like-minded fathers have commended John’s “sensational” parenting skills.
The 30-second video begins with John, who is a shop fitter, sitting in the front seat of his car, smiling into the camera as his daughter looks on from the back.
Grace starts by asking: “But what if I want to get a boyfriend?”
To which John grins and says: “I’ll break his legs…and guess what will happen after that?
“See your boyfriend’s Daddy? Daddy will take him hostage and keep him in a cupboard.”
Throughout his reply, Grace widens her eyes and shouts “No” from the backseat.
She then tries to reason with her Dad, saying: “Listen. I want a boyfriend. I’m getting a boyfriend.”
John interrupts and declares: “You’re not getting a boyfriend, you’re going to be a nun. You’re going to work for Jesus.”
Grace screams “I’m not, I’m going to get a boyfriend” as her father pulls out a cross necklace and holds it up to the light.
He continues: “This is who you’re going to work for. End of story.”