Random Riddle: 4-11-2016

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Apr 112016
 
A natural state, I’m sought by all.
Go without me, and you shall fall.
You do me when you spend,
and use me when you eat to no end.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: A Man And His Curse

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Apr 112016
 
Rubber Chicken A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn’t say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says “Will you marry me?”

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies “Come again?”