Financial Topics Explained

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Apr 102016
 

Financial Topics ExplainedOnce upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.”

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man or his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

 

Now I Know Of The Day: Gas Cap Holder

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Apr 102016
 

Did you know that your gas cap comes with its own self-storage?

Your gas cap comes with its own self-storage

As it turns out, the powers that be have actually done a lot to streamline the whole “getting gas” thing. This little feature means no more holding onto your gas cap and looking like a dummy when you fill up.

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Random Riddle: 4-10-2016

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Apr 102016
 
When I get cranky I can flip my lid.
Little have I changed since you were a kid.
My name has withstood the passage of time.
Just like my dear friend the old nursery rhyme.
Whether I’m shut in or whether I’m out.
My comical clothes will leave you no doubt.
 
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