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Confucius Say: Appreciation

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Apr 172016

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

Random Riddle: 4-17-2016

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Apr 172016

I’m in a zoo
But not in a jungle
I rarely come in pairs
But I’m in every puzzle

Some think I’m in a xylophone
But, I most certainly am not
You don’t see me with a loan
But very strangely in a zealot

I’m in the magical prison of Azkaban
Well, can’t you see?
I’m in the buzz of a fan
But, my oh my what could I be?

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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey lady.”

She paused and said, “Yes?”

The bird said, “You know.”