Random Riddle: 2-20-2016

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Feb 202016
 
A man who couldn’t speak went into a store to buy a toothbrush. He pretended to brush his teeth with his finger to tell the cashier what he wanted. The cashier understood and the man went home with the toothbrush. Then, a blind man came into the store wanting to buy sunglasses.

How could he tell the cashier he wanted sunglasses?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Only Married Men

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Feb 202016
 
Rubber Chicken In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous… or what?”

“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.”

 

 

Patriot Of The Day: Captain Clay Higgins

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Feb 192016
 

Police Captain Clay Higgins personally threatens ruthless gang members.

Can you say Hero?

Call the following numbers if you know the whereabouts of these wanted men: U.S. Marshals Fugitive Task Force Officer Tyler Folse (337) 277-9667, Louisiana State Police Criminal Investigator Anthony Pardo (337) 400-9064 or email [email protected],Trooper Paul Dubois at (337) 277-3503 or email [email protected].