Random Riddle: 1-3-2016

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Jan 032016
 
There are these four gents each sharing a name.
They’re most often seen when playing a game.
Two have a mustache, the others wear none.
Just look at their eyes, two only have one.
 
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Joke Of The Day: Mystery Woman

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Jan 032016
 
Rubber Chicken A man is walking home late at night when he hears a woman’s voice from the shadow call out, “Twenty bucks?”

The man takes the mystery woman up on the offer. They’ve been going at it for a few minutes when a police officer points his flashlight at them and demands to know what’s going on.

“Do you mind? I’m making love to my wife,” replies the man.

“Sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

The man replies, “Neither did I, until you turned on the flashlight.”