Joke Of The Day: Fat Cow

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Jan 122016
 
Rubber Chicken Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Eggs!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”

 

 

It’s Poppin!

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Jan 112016
 

This hilarious woman gives her account of a fire to a news reporter and it may be the funniest interview ever.

Enjoy!

Michelle Dobyne Hilarious News Interview from News on 6. Casa Linda Apartments interview – News on 6 – It’s Poppin! Ah man, the building is on fire! She said hey, somethings wrong it’s poppin’ and I was like whaat?? Yeah, and I was like nah! She said Ahh Maan! Lawd it’s a fire Part 2! Tulsa, Ok

It's Poppin - Michelle Dobyne

 
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You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When

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Jan 112016
 
You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When

Coffee

  • Juan Valdez names his donkey after you
  • You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
  • You sleep with your eyes open
  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward
  • You lick your coffee pot clean
  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
  • You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
  • You can jump-start your car without cables
  • Your only sources of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
  • You don’t sweat, you percolate
  • You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
  • You’ve worn the finish off you coffee table
  • The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you
  • Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house
  • You’re so wired you pick up FM radio
  • Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”
  • Instant coffee takes too long
  • You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
  • You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”
  • Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

 

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